HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SURPRISED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I was just chilling at school after the last recess to have my last class, when two friends called me and said that some son of a bitch spread the word that my dad was going to be our substitute teacher (the original teacher is having a stroke) and I said "no fucking way" then 1 minute goes by, maybe less and they called me again saying it was him. When I look through the door MY DAD IS ACTUALLY OUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER?!?!?! I HOPE THIS HASN'T BECOME A PICTURE OF MOCKERY BECAUSE BRO MY DAD IS MY TEACHER!!!